| Cold Opening | Gorbachev/Reagan |
| Show | At The Movies |
| Musical Performance | "The Right Stuff" |
| Sketch | Mona Lisa |
| Show | Ann Landers' Playhouse |
| Musical Performance | "Kiss and Tell" |
| Sketch | Doorman |
| Show | At The Movies |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Chip Lester /Greg |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Roger Ebert |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Gene Siskel |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jessica Hahn |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | Pearl |
| G.E. Smith | ... | Steven |
| Sketch |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Nancy Maloney |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Eddie Spimozo |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Charlie Loomis |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | Molly |
| Musical Performance | "The Right Stuff" |
| Cold Opening | Gorbachev/Reagan |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Mikhail Gorbachev Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Cold Opening | Gorbachev/Reagan |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Mikhail Gorbachev Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | driver |
| Show | At The Movies |
| Danny DeVito | ... | boss |
| Joe Forristal | ... | Kip |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Chip Lester /Greg |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Roger Ebert |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Gene Siskel |
| Show |
| Danny DeVito | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jessica Hahn |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | Pearl |
| G.E. Smith | ... | Steven |
| Musical Performance | "The Right Stuff" |
| Sketch |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Jackie Monday |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Nancy Maloney |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Eddie Spimozo |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Charlie Loomis |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | Molly |
| Show | Ann Landers' Playhouse |
| Danny DeVito | ... | date |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Ann Landers |
| Christine Zander | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Kiss and Tell" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Danny DeVito | 8 | 1 | |||
| Bryan Ferry | 2 | ||||
| Rhea Perlman | 1 | ||||
| Sammy Figueroa | 1 | ||||
| Steve Jordan | 2 | ||||
| Johnny Marr | 2 | ||||
| Marcus Miller | 2 | ||||
| Andy Newmark | 2 | ||||
| Fonzi Thornton | 2 | ||||
| Joe Forristal | 1 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Dana Carvey | 2 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 2 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 2 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parker | 2 | ||||
| Leon Pendarvis | 2 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 3 | ||||
| Christine Zander | 1 | 1 | |||
| 54 | 5 | 6 | 2 |