| Show | Donahue |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Raisa Gorbachev |
| Nora Dunn | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Phil Donahue |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | audience member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | audience member |
| Christine Zander | ... | audience member |