October 8, 1988S14E1 #247
| Host: | Tom Hanks |
| Musical Guest: | Keith Richards |
| Cameos: | Steve Jordan, Ivan Neville, Jeff Renaudo, Grafton True |
| Show | ABC Campaign 88 |
| Musical Performance | "Take It So Hard" |
| Sketch | Mr. Short-Term Memory The Blind Date |
| Sketch | Girl Watchers |
| Game Show | Jew, not a Jew |
| Musical Performance | "Struggle" |
| Cold Opening | Pumping Up With Hans & Franz |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz Live |
| Monologue |
| Nora Dunn | ||
| Phil Hartman | ||
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Conan O'Brien | ... | stagehand |
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | NBC page |
| Lenny Pickett | ||
| G.E. Smith |
| Commercial | First Citiwide Change Bank |
| Jim Downey | ... | Paul McElroy |
| Jan Hooks | ... | client |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | client |
| Show | ABC Campaign 88 |
| Sketch | Mr. Short-Term Memory The Blind Date |
| Dana Carvey | ... | guy Still |
| Nora Dunn | ... | girl Still |
| Phil Hartman | ... | waiter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | guy Still |
| Jan Hooks | ... | girl Still |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Caroline |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | guy Still |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | doctor Still |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial | First Citiwide Change Bank |
| Jim Downey | ... | Paul McElroy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | client |
| Phil Hartman | ... | client |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | Sergei Akmudov |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | coach |
| Game Show | Jew, not a Jew |
| Al Franken | ... | "You Make The Call" announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Johnson |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Johnson |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Deborah Knutsen |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Greg Knutsen |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | The Pat Stevens Show |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Barbara Bush |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Kitty Dukakis |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | ABC Campaign 88 |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Peter Jennings |
| Grafton True | ... | Carl Rowan |
| Jeff Renaudo | ... | Dan Quayle |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Marilyn Quayle |
| Phil Hartman | ... | David Brinkley |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Diane Sawyer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Michael Dukakis |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Cold Opening | Pumping Up With Hans & Franz |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz Live |
| Monologue |
| Tom Hanks | ||
| Keith Richards | ||
| Nora Dunn | ||
| Phil Hartman | ||
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Conan O'Brien | ... | stagehand |
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | NBC page |
| Lenny Pickett | ||
| G.E. Smith |
| Commercial | First Citiwide Change Bank |
| Jim Downey | ... | Paul McElroy |
| Jan Hooks | ... | client |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | client |
| Show | ABC Campaign 88 |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Peter Jennings |
| Grafton True | ... | Carl Rowan |
| Jeff Renaudo | ... | Dan Quayle |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Marilyn Quayle |
| Phil Hartman | ... | David Brinkley |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Diane Sawyer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Michael Dukakis |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Sketch | Mr. Short-Term Memory The Blind Date |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Jeff Morrow |
| Dana Carvey | ... | guy Still |
| Nora Dunn | ... | girl Still |
| Phil Hartman | ... | waiter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | guy Still |
| Jan Hooks | ... | girl Still |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Caroline |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | guy Still |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | doctor Still |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial | First Citiwide Change Bank |
| Jim Downey | ... | Paul McElroy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | client |
| Phil Hartman | ... | client |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | Sergei Akmudov |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | coach |
| Game Show | Jew, not a Jew |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Bob Tompkins |
| Al Franken | ... | "You Make The Call" announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Johnson |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Johnson |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Deborah Knutsen |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Greg Knutsen |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | The Pat Stevens Show |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Barbara Bush |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Kitty Dukakis |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tom Hanks | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Keith Richards | 3 | ||||
| Grafton True | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ivan Neville | 2 | ||||
| Jeff Renaudo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Jordan | 2 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Jim Downey | 2 | ||||
| Nora Dunn | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 8 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Jan Hooks | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Mark McKinney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 7 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Bob Odenkirk | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| 61 | 6 | 11 | 5 | 6 |