| Game Show | Jew, not a Jew |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Bob Tompkins |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Johnson |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Johnson |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Deborah Knutsen |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Greg Knutsen |
| Al Franken | ... | "You Make The Call" announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.