| Show | Portrait Of The Artist |
| Dana Carvey | ... | host |
| Nora Dunn | ... | patron |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Dingle#3 /Roshenbau |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | young artist |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Pablo Picasso |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | waiter |
♬Igor Stravinsky - "The Rake's Progress, Act I: Prelude"