| Cold Opening | Super Bowl Call |
| Sketch | Barbara & Nancy |
| Musical Performance | "Giving You The Best That I Got" |
| Sketch | You Mock Me |
| Sketch | California Condor |
| Musical Performance | "Just Because" |
| Show | Johnny Canal |
| Cold Opening | Super Bowl Call |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan Live Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Marv Albert |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill Walsh |
| Musical Performance | "Giving You The Best That I Got" |
| Sketch | You Mock Me |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Thomas |
| Phil Hartman | ... | artist |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Lady Tewksbury |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | servant |
| Mike Myers | ... | Nigel |
| Tom Davis | ... | servant |
| Sketch | California Condor |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Wendy |
| Jan Hooks | ... | guest |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jack |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | guest |
| Musical Performance | "Just Because" |
| Show | Johnny Canal |
| Phil Hartman | ... | James Monroe |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | advisor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | advisor |
| William Clotworthy | ... | Frank McCarty Still |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Super Bowl Call |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#8 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan#5 Live Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan#4 Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Marv Albert#1 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill Walsh |
| Weekend Update |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dan Quayle#2 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Marilyn Quayle#2 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Sandra Day O'Connor |
| Cold Opening | Super Bowl Call |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#8 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan#5 Live Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan#4 Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Marv Albert#1 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill Walsh |
| Commercial |
| Jan Hooks | ... | customer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Jim Downey | ... | Paul McElroy |
| Sketch | Barbara & Nancy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Barbara Bush#3 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan#5 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tom |
| Commercial |
| Nora Dunn | ... | customer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | customer |
| Jim Downey | ... | Paul McElroy |
| Show | “Driftwood Sculptor” |
| John Malkovich | ... | Len Tukwilla |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Linda Dano#1 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Glass |
♬Network Music Ensemble - "Jet Set"
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Gary Busey |
| Musical Performance | "Giving You The Best That I Got" |
| Sketch | You Mock Me |
| John Malkovich | ... | Lord Edmund |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Thomas |
| Phil Hartman | ... | artist |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Lady Tewksbury |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | servant |
| Mike Myers | ... | Nigel |
| Tom Davis | ... | servant |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dan Quayle#2 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Marilyn Quayle#2 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Sandra Day O'Connor |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| A. Whitney Brown |
♬Melissa Etheridge - "Bring Me Some Water"
| Sketch | California Condor |
| John Malkovich | ... | guest |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Wendy |
| Jan Hooks | ... | guest |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jack |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | guest |
| Musical Performance | "Just Because" |
| Show | Johnny Canal |
| John Malkovich | ... | Johnny Canal |
| Phil Hartman | ... | James Monroe |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | advisor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | advisor |
| William Clotworthy | ... | Frank McCarty Still |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Michael Jackson - "Man in the Mirror"
♬Louis Armstrong - "What A Wonderful World"
♬Led Zeppelin - "Stairway to Heaven"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| John Malkovich | 5 | ||||
| Anita Baker | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 2 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 4 | 2 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 4 | 1 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 7 | 4 | 1 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 1 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Mike Myers | 1 | ||||
| William Clotworthy | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 2 | ||||
| Alex Foster | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parker | 2 | ||||
| Leon Pendarvis | 2 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 2 | ||||
| T-Bone Wolk | 2 | ||||
| 59 | 1 | 14 | 5 | 1 |