| Cold Opening | Christmas Eve |
| Show | Miss Self-Esteem USA Pageant |
| Sketch | CIA Christmas Party |
| Musical Performance | "Let It Roll" |
| Film | Love is a Dream |
| Sketch | Chapstick |
| Sketch | Misreading Signals |
| Musical Performance | "Hate To Lose Your Lovin'" |
| Miscellaneous | Season's Greetings |
| Cold Opening | Christmas Eve |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady Live |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mephistopheles |
| Show | Miss Self-Esteem USA Pageant |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Blaire Dixon /Miss Georgia |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy Barlow /Miss Wyoming |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jamie Farr |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Gross |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | CIA Christmas Party |
| Nora Dunn | ... | agent |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Q |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Q |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | agent |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. N |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Victoria Jackson |
Poem"A Christmas Tree" | |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... |
Dennis Miller
Performs "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" |
| Sketch |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Phil Hartman | ... | warden |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas |
| Sketch | Chapstick |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dave |
| Nora Dunn | ... | coworker |
| Phil Hartman | ... | salesman |
| Jan Hooks | ... | prostitute |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jeff |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | coworker |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | passerby |
| Tom Davis | ... | passerby |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | alien Voice |
| Sketch | Misreading Signals |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | security guard |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jack Walsh |
| Christine Zander | ... | Marcy /secretary Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Season's Greetings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Cold Opening | Christmas Eve |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady Live |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mephistopheles |
| Miscellaneous | Season's Greetings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Weekend Update |
| Dana Carvey | ... |
Dennis Miller
Performs "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" |
| Cold Opening | Christmas Eve |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady Live |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mephistopheles |
| Show | Miss Self-Esteem USA Pageant |
| Melanie Griffith | ... | Denise O'Donnell /Miss New York |
| Diana Berry | ... | Miss Connecticut |
| Cynthia Elane | ... | Miss Illinois |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Blaire Dixon /Miss Georgia |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy Barlow /Miss Wyoming |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jamie Farr |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Gross |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | CIA Christmas Party |
| Nora Dunn | ... | agent |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Q |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Q |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | agent |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. N |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Victoria Jackson |
Poem"A Christmas Tree" | |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... |
Dennis Miller
Performs "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" |
⁕Victoria Jackson loses balance toward the end of her segment, and later ad-libs "it's live TV".
⁕Dennis Miller laughs while reciting The Night Before Christmas, and Dana Carvey ad-libs "You OK, babe?"
♬Billy Idol - "White Wedding"
♬John Lennon - "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
| Sketch |
| Melanie Griffith | ... | Doreen |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Phil Hartman | ... | warden |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas |
| Andy Murphy | ... | officer |
| Sketch | Chapstick |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dave |
| Nora Dunn | ... | coworker |
| Phil Hartman | ... | salesman |
| Jan Hooks | ... | prostitute |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jeff |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | coworker |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | passerby |
| Tom Davis | ... | passerby |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | alien Voice |
⁕When Jan Hooks drops the chapstick, it doesn't fall through the sewer grate as planned. When A. Whitney Brown enters, he quickly brushes it onto the grate so it falls through.
| Sketch | Misreading Signals |
| Melanie Griffith | ... | Liz Scott |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | security guard |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jack Walsh |
| Christine Zander | ... | Marcy /secretary Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Season's Greetings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Melanie Griffith | 5 | ||||
| Little Feat | 2 | ||||
| Diana Berry | 1 | ||||
| Cynthia Elane | 1 | ||||
| Don Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 5 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marc Shaiman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Christine Zander | 1 | 1 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 49 | 8 | 3 | 4 |