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December 17, 1988S14E9 #255

Cold Opening

Christmas Eve

Show

Miss Self-Esteem USA Pageant

Sketch

CIA Christmas Party

Musical Performance

"Let It Roll"

Film

Schiller's Reel

Love is a Dream

Sketch

Chapstick

Sketch

Misreading Signals

Musical Performance

"Hate To Lose Your Lovin'"

Show

Miss Self-Esteem USA Pageant

Jan Hooks ... Blaire Dixon /Miss Georgia
Victoria Jackson ... Cindy Barlow /Miss Wyoming
Jon Lovitz ... Jamie Farr
Kevin Nealon ... Michael Gross
Don Pardo ... announcer Voice
Sketch

CIA Christmas Party

Nora Dunn ... agent
Phil Hartman ... Mr. Q
Jan Hooks ... Mrs. Q
Jon Lovitz ... agent
Kevin Nealon ... Mr. N
Film

Schiller's Reel

Love is a Dream

Phil Hartman ... doorman
Jan Hooks ... elderly woman
Sketch

Chapstick

Dana Carvey ... Dave
Nora Dunn ... coworker
Phil Hartman ... salesman
Jan Hooks ... prostitute
Jon Lovitz ... Jeff
Kevin Nealon ... coworker
A. Whitney Brown ... passerby
Tom Davis ... passerby
Conan O'Brien ... alien Voice
Sketch

Misreading Signals

Jon Lovitz ... security guard
Kevin Nealon ... Jack Walsh
Christine Zander ... Marcy /secretary Voice
Show

Miss Self-Esteem USA Pageant

Melanie Griffith ... Denise O'Donnell /Miss New York
Sketch

Misreading Signals

Melanie Griffith ... Liz Scott
Musical Performance

"Hate To Lose Your Lovin'"

Show

Miss Self-Esteem USA Pageant

Diana Berry ... Miss Connecticut
Cynthia Elane ... Miss Illinois
Show

Miss Self-Esteem USA Pageant

Weekend Update
Dana Carvey ... Dennis Miller

Performs "'Twas the Night Before Christmas"

Show

Miss Self-Esteem USA Pageant

Melanie Griffith ... Denise O'Donnell /Miss New York
Diana Berry ... Miss Connecticut
Cynthia Elane ... Miss Illinois
Jan Hooks ... Blaire Dixon /Miss Georgia
Victoria Jackson ... Cindy Barlow /Miss Wyoming
Jon Lovitz ... Jamie Farr
Kevin Nealon ... Michael Gross
Don Pardo ... announcer Voice
Sketch

CIA Christmas Party

Nora Dunn ... agent
Phil Hartman ... Mr. Q
Jan Hooks ... Mrs. Q
Jon Lovitz ... agent
Kevin Nealon ... Mr. N
Weekend Update
Dennis Miller
Victoria Jackson

Poem"A Christmas Tree"

Handstand

Dennis Miller

Joke: Bucket Man Lives

Dana Carvey ... Dennis Miller

Performs "'Twas the Night Before Christmas"

Victoria Jackson loses balance toward the end of her segment, and later ad-libs "it's live TV".

Dennis Miller laughs while reciting The Night Before Christmas, and Dana Carvey ad-libs "You OK, babe?"

Billy Idol - "White Wedding"

John Lennon - "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"

Film

Schiller's Reel

Love is a Dream

Phil Hartman ... doorman
Jan Hooks ... elderly woman
Sketch

Chapstick

Dana Carvey ... Dave
Nora Dunn ... coworker
Phil Hartman ... salesman
Jan Hooks ... prostitute
Jon Lovitz ... Jeff
Kevin Nealon ... coworker
A. Whitney Brown ... passerby
Tom Davis ... passerby
Conan O'Brien ... alien Voice

When Jan Hooks drops the chapstick, it doesn't fall through the sewer grate as planned. When A. Whitney Brown enters, he quickly brushes it onto the grate so it falls through.

Sketch

Misreading Signals

Melanie Griffith ... Liz Scott
Jon Lovitz ... security guard
Kevin Nealon ... Jack Walsh
Christine Zander ... Marcy /secretary Voice
Musical Performance

"Hate To Lose Your Lovin'"