| Show | Johnny Canal |
| John Malkovich | ... | Johnny Canal |
| Phil Hartman | ... | James Monroe |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | advisor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | advisor |
| William Clotworthy | ... | Frank McCarty Still |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Michael Jackson - "Man in the Mirror"
♬Louis Armstrong - "What A Wonderful World"
♬Led Zeppelin - "Stairway to Heaven"