| A. Whitney Brown |
... |
Pap Whitman
, Pops |
| Dana Carvey |
... |
Mickey Pivnic
, Johnny Venus |
| Nora Dunn |
... |
Fifi D'Ouberville
, Pola Bordoni |
| Phil Hartman |
... |
Alfred Funt
, Mr. First Nighter |
| Jan Hooks |
... |
Vivianne Funt
, Mrs. First Nighter |
| Victoria Jackson |
... |
Margaret Pischmonger
, Broadway Daisy |
| Jon Lovitz |
... |
Gaspard LeGrand
, Lionel Belmont |
| Dennis Miller |
... |
Ralph Creamer
, Tristan Phibes |
| Andy Murphy |
... |
audience member |
| Mike Myers |
... |
Timmy Jones
, Jimmy |
| Kevin Nealon |
... |
Boris Lehmann
, Vic |
| Tom Schiller |
... |
announcer Voice |