| Dana Carvey |
... |
Mickey Pivnic
/Johnny Venus |
| Nora Dunn |
... |
Fifi D'Ouberville
/Pola Bordoni |
| Phil Hartman |
... |
Alfred Funt
/Mr. First Nighter |
| Jan Hooks |
... |
Vivianne Funt
/Mrs. First Nighter |
| Victoria Jackson |
... |
Margaret Pischmonger
/Broadway Daisy |
| Jon Lovitz |
... |
Gaspard LeGrand
/Lionel Belmont |
| Dennis Miller |
... |
Ralph Creamer
/Tristan Phibes |
| Kevin Nealon |
... |
Boris Lehmann
/Vic |
| A. Whitney Brown |
... |
Pap Whitman
/Pops |
| Mike Myers |
... |
Timmy Jones
/Jimmy |
| Tom Schiller |
... |
announcer Voice |
| Andy Murphy |
... |
audience member |