| Cold Opening | Oil Spill Cleanup |
| Musical Performance | "Why'd You Come in Here Lookin' Like That" |
| Sketch | Mountain Stories |
| Sketch | Planet of the Enormous Hooters |
| Sketch | The Rusty Bone “Dog Tails” |
| Sketch | Celebrity Restaurant |
| Musical Performance | "White Limozeen" |
| Sketch | Smiler's |
| Cold Opening | Oil Spill Cleanup |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Andy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | cleaner |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Williamson |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Terry |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | cleaner |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Joseph Hazelwood Live |
| Al Franken | ... | cleaner |
| Ben Stiller | ... | cleaner |
| Sketch |
| Dana Carvey | ... | warrior |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Tyler |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | warrior |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Nebot |
| Mike Myers | ... | Lothar |
| Sketch | Mountain Stories |
| Sketch | Planet of the Enormous Hooters |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Queen Zana |
| Jan Hooks | ... | servant |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | servant |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Rusty Bone “Dog Tails” |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bob |
| Nora Dunn | ... | dog |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Sparky |
| Jan Hooks | ... | poodle |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Sheeba |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Larry |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | dog |
| Sketch | Celebrity Restaurant |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Buddy Precisely |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jack Nicholson |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Tracey Ullman |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | fireman |
| Mike Myers | ... | Mr. Carlisle |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Gary Sermanss |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | patron |
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | patron |
| Christine Zander | ... | patron |
| Film |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mickey Pivnic /Johnny Venus |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Fifi D'Ouberville /Pola Bordoni |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alfred Funt /Mr. First Nighter |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Vivianne Funt /Mrs. First Nighter |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Margaret Pischmonger /Broadway Daisy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Gaspard LeGrand /Lionel Belmont |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Ralph Creamer /Tristan Phibes |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Boris Lehmann /Vic |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | Pap Whitman /Pops |
| Mike Myers | ... | Timmy Jones /Jimmy |
| Tom Schiller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Smiler's |
| Nora Dunn | ... | customer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | customer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Nicki |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | customer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Tortello |
| Mike Myers | ... | customer |
| Ben Stiller | ... | customer |
| Commercial |
| Nora Dunn | ... | singer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | singer |
| Jan Hooks | ... | singer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | singer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | singer |
| Mike Myers | ... | singer |
| Film |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mickey Pivnic#2 /Johnny Venus |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Fifi D'Ouberville#2 /Pola Bordoni |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alfred Funt#2 /Mr. First Nighter |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Vivianne Funt#2 /Mrs. First Nighter |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Margaret Pischmonger#2 /Broadway Daisy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Gaspard LeGrand#2 /Lionel Belmont |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Ralph Creamer#2 /Tristan Phibes |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Boris Lehmann#2 /Vic |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | Pap Whitman#2 /Pops |
| Mike Myers | ... | Timmy Jones#2 /Jimmy |
| Cold Opening | Oil Spill Cleanup |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Andy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | cleaner |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Williamson |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Terry |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | cleaner |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Joseph Hazelwood Live |
| Al Franken | ... | cleaner |
| Ben Stiller | ... | cleaner |
| Sketch |
| Dana Carvey | ... | warrior |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Tyler#1 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | warrior |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Nebot |
| Mike Myers | ... | Lothar#1 |
| Sketch | Mountain Stories |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Dolly Parton |
Commentary on the National Enquirer | |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Dixon#2 |
♬Spirit - "I Got A Line On You"
| Sketch | Planet of the Enormous Hooters |
| Dolly Parton | ... | prisoner |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Queen Zana |
| Jan Hooks | ... | servant |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | servant |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch was originally written for the Raquel Welch episode on 04.24.1976.
♬Ettore Stratta - "First Men In The Moon"
♬Albert Glasser - "Beginning Of The End Suite"
| Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Dieter#1 |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Butch Patrick |
♬Kraftwerk - "Electric CafĂ©"
| Sketch | The Rusty Bone “Dog Tails” |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bob |
| Nora Dunn | ... | dog |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Sparky |
| Jan Hooks | ... | poodle |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Sheeba |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Larry |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | dog |
| Sketch | Celebrity Restaurant |
| Dolly Parton | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Buddy Precisely#2 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jack Nicholson#2 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Tracey Ullman |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | fireman |
| Mike Myers | ... | Mr. Carlisle |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Gary Sermanss |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | patron |
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | patron |
| Christine Zander | ... | patron |
| Film |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mickey Pivnic#2 /Johnny Venus |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Fifi D'Ouberville#2 /Pola Bordoni |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alfred Funt#2 /Mr. First Nighter |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Vivianne Funt#2 /Mrs. First Nighter |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Margaret Pischmonger#2 /Broadway Daisy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Gaspard LeGrand#2 /Lionel Belmont |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Ralph Creamer#2 /Tristan Phibes |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Boris Lehmann#2 /Vic |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | Pap Whitman#2 /Pops |
| Mike Myers | ... | Timmy Jones#2 /Jimmy |
| Tom Schiller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Smiler's |
| Dolly Parton | ... | Elwanda |
| Nora Dunn | ... | customer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | customer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Nicki |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | customer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Tortello |
| Mike Myers | ... | customer |
| Ben Stiller | ... | customer |
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | singer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | singer |
| Jan Hooks | ... | singer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | singer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | singer |
| Mike Myers | ... | singer |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dolly Parton | 8 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 6 | 2 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 8 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 9 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Jan Hooks | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 6 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 7 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 9 | 1 | 1 | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 2 | 1 | |||
| Mike Myers | 6 | 3 | |||
| Ben Stiller | 4 | 1 | |||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Bob Odenkirk | 1 | ||||
| Bob Van Ry | 1 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | 1 | |||
| Christine Zander | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 83 | 14 | 5 | 4 |