| Sketch | Planet of the Enormous Hooters |
| Dolly Parton | ... | prisoner |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Queen Zana |
| Jan Hooks | ... | servant |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | servant |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch was originally written for the Raquel Welch episode on 04.24.1976.