| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Victoria Jackson |
Commentary on Mother Teresa's retirement | |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Grumpy Old Man |
⁕Grumpy Old Man's commentary is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
♬Lou Reed - "Dirty Blvd."
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Victoria Jackson |
Commentary on Mother Teresa's retirement | |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Grumpy Old Man |
⁕Grumpy Old Man's commentary is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
♬Lou Reed - "Dirty Blvd."