| Cold Opening | Cable Shopping Network |
| Sketch | TV Lawyers |
| Sketch | The Night Hanukkah Harry Saved Easter |
| Musical Performance | "A Girl Like You" |
| Game Show | George F. Will's Sports Machine |
| Sketch | Conceited Guy |
| Show | Movers And Shakers |
| Musical Performance | "Blue Before & After" |
| Sketch | Playgirl Models |
| Cold Opening | Cable Shopping Network |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mavis /caller Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Brent Musburger Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | TV Lawyers |
| Nora Dunn | ... | judge |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Andy Griffith |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Susan Dey |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Raymond Burr |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | attorney |
| Sketch | The Night Hanukkah Harry Saved Easter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Tool |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Roweena |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Hanukkah Harry |
| Mike Myers | ... | Otis |
| Al Franken | ... | Elijah Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Ira |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Victoria Jackson |
Commentary on Mother Teresa's retirement | |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Grumpy Old Man |
| Game Show | George F. Will's Sports Machine |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George F. Will |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tommy Lasorda |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Jim Pitt | ... | audience member |
| Show | Movers And Shakers |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lopez |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Donna Maria Taniglietti |
| Phil Hartman | ... | McCutchen |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Murdock |
| Mike Myers | ... | officer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Allen Brookmeyer |
| Sketch | Playgirl Models |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Clay |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Paul |
| Jan Hooks | ... | secretary |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Brett |
| Cold Opening | Cable Shopping Network |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Brent Musburger Live |
| Game Show | George F. Will's Sports Machine |
| Cold Opening | Cable Shopping Network |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mavis /caller Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Brent Musburger Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | TV Lawyers |
| Corbin Bernsen | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... | judge |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Andy Griffith |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Susan Dey |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Raymond Burr |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | attorney |
| Sketch | The Night Hanukkah Harry Saved Easter |
| Corbin Bernsen | ... | Easter Bunny |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Tool |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Roweena |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Hanukkah Harry |
| Mike Myers | ... | Otis |
| Al Franken | ... | Elijah Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Ira |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Victoria Jackson |
Commentary on Mother Teresa's retirement | |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Grumpy Old Man |
⁕Grumpy Old Man's commentary is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
♬Lou Reed - "Dirty Blvd."
| Game Show | George F. Will's Sports Machine |
| Corbin Bernsen | ... | Mike Schmidt |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George F. Will |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tommy Lasorda |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Jim Pitt | ... | audience member |
| John D. Bair | ... | audience member |
| Show | Movers And Shakers |
| Corbin Bernsen | ... | Alex Cuchek |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lopez |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Donna Maria Taniglietti |
| Phil Hartman | ... | McCutchen |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Murdock |
| Mike Myers | ... | officer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Allen Brookmeyer |
| Sketch | Playgirl Models |
| Corbin Bernsen | ... | Russ |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Clay |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Paul |
| Jan Hooks | ... | secretary |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Brett |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Corbin Bernsen | 7 | 1 | |||
| The Smithereens | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 2 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 2 | |||
| Jan Hooks | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 1 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | 2 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Jim Pitt | 1 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| John D. Bair | 1 | ||||
| 44 | 2 | 9 | 4 |