| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Sketch | Greenhilly |
| Sketch | The Environmentally Conscious One |
| Sketch | The Garbo I Knew |
| Show | Only In New York |
| Musical Performance | "Cosmic Thing" |
| Sketch | The Nude Talk Show |
| Sketch | Diner |
| Musical Performance | "Channel Z" |
| Sketch | Trouble In Paradise |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Greenhilly |
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Harry |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Julie |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | maid |
| Sketch | The Environmentally Conscious One |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Pops |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pops' wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Philbrick |
| Jan Hooks | ... | mother |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Ellen Philbrick |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | sidekick |
| Mike Myers | ... | Landfill |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Fred Dodd |
| Tom Davis | ... | engineer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | sidekick |
| David Spade | ... | patron |
| Sketch | The Garbo I Knew |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Greta Garbo |
| Rob Schneider | ... | delivery man |
| Sketch | The Nude Talk Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bill Moyers |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Tondalaya |
| Phil Hartman | ... | emcee |
| Jan Hooks | ... | guest |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | The Brooklyn Swami |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | creator |
| Mike Myers | ... | executive |
| Gregory Daniels | ... | guest |
| Tom Davis | ... | executive |
| Al Franken | ... | Al Goldstein |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | guest |
| Sketch | Trouble In Paradise |
| Jan Hooks | ... | wife |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | wife |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | husband |
| Mike Myers | ... | Ed Miles |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#18 Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Greenhilly |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Mr. Cherrywood |
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Harry |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Julie |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | maid |
♬Bernard Hermann - "Scene D'Amour"
| Sketch | The Environmentally Conscious One |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Marlon Brando /Johnny |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Pops |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pops' wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Philbrick |
| Jan Hooks | ... | mother |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Ellen Philbrick |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | sidekick |
| Mike Myers | ... | Landfill |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Fred Dodd |
| Tom Davis | ... | engineer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | sidekick |
| David Spade | ... | patron |
| Vic Noto | ... | sidekick |
| Sketch | The Garbo I Knew |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | James O'Brien |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Greta Garbo |
| Rob Schneider | ... | delivery man |
| Weekend Update |
♬Led Zeppelin - "Immigrant Song"
♬The Doors - "The End"
| Sketch | The Nude Talk Show |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | executive |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bill Moyers |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Tondalaya |
| Phil Hartman | ... | emcee |
| Jan Hooks | ... | guest |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | The Brooklyn Swami |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | creator |
| Mike Myers | ... | executive |
| Gregory Daniels | ... | guest |
| Tom Davis | ... | executive |
| Al Franken | ... | Al Goldstein |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | guest |
⁕Two shows on the schedule board reference sketches that appeared on other episodes: "Dukakis After Dark" (11.05.1988) and "The Insane Idiot" (01.16.1993).
| Sketch | Diner |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | patron |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Dorothy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Earl |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Brenda |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Roy |
| Sketch | Trouble In Paradise |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | husband |
| Jan Hooks | ... | wife |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | wife |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | husband |
| Mike Myers | ... | Ed Miles#1 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alec Baldwin | 7 | 1 | |||
| The B-52's | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 2 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 5 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 6 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 5 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 3 | ||||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Gregory Daniels | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 2 | ||||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Vic Noto | 1 | ||||
| 56 | 1 | 7 | 3 |