| Sketch | The Environmentally Conscious One |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Marlon Brando /Johnny |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Pops |
| Tom Davis | ... | engineer |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pops' wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Philbrick |
| Jan Hooks | ... | mother |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Ellen Philbrick |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | sidekick |
| Mike Myers | ... | Landfill |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Fred Dodd |
| Rob Schneider | ... | sidekick |
| David Spade | ... | patron |
| Vic Noto | ... | sidekick |