| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Musical Performance | "Railroad Worksong" |
| Musical Performance | "Love You Too Much" |
| Sketch | Once upon a time The Unhappy Queen |
| Sketch | She Does It All |
| Sketch |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lyle Clark |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Brenda Clark |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Johnny Carson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Crystal McLanahan |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jay Leno |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Beev Algar Still |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
| Sketch | Once upon a time The Unhappy Queen |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kenneth Putnam |
| Nora Dunn | ... | widow |
| Phil Hartman | ... | king |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Ilsa |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | composer |
| Mike Myers | ... | Slow Ned |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | son |
| Tom Davis | ... | servant |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | son |
| Rob Schneider | ... | servant |
| David Spade | ... | servant |
| Sketch | She Does It All |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Angela |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Tom |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Eileen |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Paul |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jerry |
| Sketch |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lyle Clark#2 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Brenda Clark#3 |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar#9 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Beev Algar#3 Still |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell#9 |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#19 Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Candice Bergen | ... | owner |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lyle Clark#2 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Brenda Clark#3 |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Johnny Carson#3 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon#3 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Crystal McLanahan |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jay Leno#1 |
| Weekend Update |
⁕A. Whitney Brown's segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
♬Norman Greenbaum - "Spirit In The Sky"
♬Roy Rogers - "Happy Trails"
| Show |
| Candice Bergen | ... | Hillary Algar |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar#9 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Beev Algar#3 Still |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell#9 |
⁕Shortly before the end of this sketch, the title graphic is briefly seen rewinding on-screen. This is removed in reruns.
♬Michel Legrand & Peter Nero - "Summer Of '42" Theme
| Sketch | Once upon a time The Unhappy Queen |
| Candice Bergen | ... | queen |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kenneth Putnam |
| Nora Dunn | ... | widow |
| Phil Hartman | ... | king |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Ilsa |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | composer |
| Mike Myers | ... | Slow Ned |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | son |
| Tom Davis | ... | servant |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | son |
| Rob Schneider | ... | servant |
| David Spade | ... | servant |
| Andy Murphy | ... | servant |
| Sketch | She Does It All |
| Candice Bergen | ... | Ms. Powell |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Angela |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Tom |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Eileen |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Paul |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jerry |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Candice Bergen | 5 | ||||
| The Notting Hillbillies | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 6 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 2 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
| Jan Hooks | 1 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 1 | ||||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 44 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
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