| Sketch | White Trash Bed and Breakfast Another Failure |
| Patrick Swayze | ... | Lonnie |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Cooper |
| Phil Hartman | ... | father |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | mother |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | daughter |
| Mike Myers | ... | Marky Bob |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | son |
| Chris Farley | ... | Ray |
| Rob Schneider | ... | son |