| Show |
| Dennis Quaid | ... | Patrick Calley |
| Robin Ruzan | ... | audience member |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Hoyt Mallory |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Sally Jessy Raphael#1 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | audience member |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tony Kellog |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Russ |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | audience member |
| Rob Schneider | ... | audience member |