February 9, 1991S16E12 #298
| Host: | Kevin Bacon |
| Musical Guest: | INXS |
Voice Cameo: | John Henry Kurtz |
| Cold Opening | Military Briefing |
| Miscellaneous | No Commercial |
| Sketch | Copy Machine |
| Show | The Sarcastic Clapping Family of Southhampton |
| Musical Performance | "Bitter Tears" |
| Sketch | New Roommate |
| Show | Dance Party USA |
| Show | SoundStage |
| Musical Performance | "Suicide Blonde" |
| Musical Sketch | Cleaning My Rifle |
| Cold Opening | Military Briefing |
| Dana Carvey | ... | reporter |
| Tom Davis | ... | reporter |
| Chris Farley | ... | reporter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Jan Hooks | ... | reporter |
| Tim Meadows | ... | reporter |
| Mike Myers | ... | reporter |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Lt. Colonel William PiersonLive |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | reporter |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Farud Hashami |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | reporter |
| Sketch | Copy Machine |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Tim Meadows | ||
| Mike Myers | ... | Tom |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Randy |
| Adam Sandler | ... | repairman |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sandy |
| Show | The Dark Side |
| Chris Farley | ... | Sandman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Colin Powell |
| Chris Rock | ... | Nat X |
| Show | The Sarcastic Clapping Family of Southhampton |
| Chris Farley | ... | brother |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jeffrey |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Cossima |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Meg |
| Mike Myers | ... | Blake |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Dance Party USA |
| Dana Carvey | ... | dancer |
| Chris Farley | ... | Dave |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Uptown Patricia Levy |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Samantha |
| Tim Meadows | ... | dancer |
| Mike Myers | ... | dancer |
| Chris Rock | ... | dancer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Renardo |
| David Spade | ... | dancer |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Cindy |
| Musical Sketch | Cleaning My Rifle |
| Dana Carvey | ... | soldier |
| Phil Hartman | ... | soldier |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | soldier |
| Sketch | Copy Machine |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tom |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Randy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sandy |
| Cold Opening | Military Briefing |
| Dana Carvey | ... | reporter |
| Tom Davis | ... | reporter |
| Chris Farley | ... | reporter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Jan Hooks | ... | reporter |
| Tim Meadows | ... | reporter |
| Mike Myers | ... | reporter |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Lt. Colonel William Pierson Live |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | reporter |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Farud Hashami |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | reporter |
| Sketch | Copy Machine |
| Kevin Bacon | ... | repairman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Tim Meadows | ||
| Mike Myers | ... | Tom |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Randy |
| Adam Sandler | ... | repairman |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sandy |
| Show | The Dark Side |
| Kevin Bacon | ... | Vanilla Ice |
| Chris Farley | ... | Sandman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Colin Powell |
| Chris Rock | ... | Nat X |
| Show | The Sarcastic Clapping Family of Southhampton |
| Kevin Bacon | ... | Collin |
| Chris Farley | ... | brother |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jeffrey |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Cossima |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Meg |
| Mike Myers | ... | Blake |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Dance Party USA |
| Kevin Bacon | ... | Rock Steady |
| Dana Carvey | ... | dancer |
| Chris Farley | ... | Dave |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Uptown Patricia Levy |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Samantha |
| Tim Meadows | ... | dancer |
| Mike Myers | ... | dancer |
| Chris Rock | ... | dancer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Renardo |
| David Spade | ... | dancer |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Cindy |
| Musical Sketch | Cleaning My Rifle |
| Kevin Bacon | ... | soldier |
| Dana Carvey | ... | soldier |
| Phil Hartman | ... | soldier |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | soldier |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kevin Bacon | 8 | 1 | |||
| INXS | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 4 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 8 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
| Jan Hooks | 4 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 5 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chris Rock | 2 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 2 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 2 | 2 | |||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 64 | 8 | 3 | 8 |