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February 9, 1991#1

Cold Opening

Military Briefing

Dana Carvey ... reporter
Phil Hartman ... Dick Cheney
Jan Hooks ... reporter
Mike Myers ... reporter
Kevin Nealon ... Lt. Colonel William Pierson Live
Chris Farley ... reporter
Tim Meadows ... reporter
Julia Sweeney ... reporter
Rob Schneider ... Farud Hashami
Leslie Carangi ... reporter
Tom Davis ... reporter
Conan O'Brien ... reporter

Tim Meadows' question is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns. In the live show, he is wearing the same facial prosthetics used to play Colin Powell later in the episode.