| Sketch |
| Catherine O'Hara | ... | clerk |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl Still |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guy Still |
| Mike Myers | ... | customer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | guy Still |
| Rob Schneider | ... | guy Still |
| David Spade | ... | guy Still |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat |
| Christine Zander | ... | girl Still |