April 20, 1991S16E18 #304
| Host: | Steven Seagal |
| Musical Guest: | Michael Bolton |
| Cameo: | Laurie Shephard |
Voice Cameos: | Joel Godard, John Henry Kurtz |
| Sketch | Tenelli: One Man Army |
| Show | All Star Celebrity Tribute |
| Musical Performance | "Love is a Wonderful Thing" |
| Sketch | Musicians For Free-Range Chickens |
| Sketch | Daddy's Girl |
| Musical Performance | "Time, Love & Tenderness" |
| Sketch | Brace Steele, Greenpeace Photographer |
| Cold Opening | Pumping Up With Hans & Franz |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz Live |
| Sketch | Tenelli: One Man Army |
| Chris Farley | ... | police officer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | police chief |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | police officer |
| Show | All Star Celebrity Tribute |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charlton Heston |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Barbara Mandrell |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Reginald Lee Addams |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tony Orlando |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tom Selleck |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Falheed Al-Sabah |
| Sketch | Musicians For Free-Range Chickens |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bob Dylan |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey Kasem |
| Tom Davis | ... | musician |
| Chris Farley | ... | Carnie Wilson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Kenny Rogers |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Diana Ross |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cyndi Lauper |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Lenny Kravitz |
| Mike Myers | ... | Mick Jagger |
| Chris Rock | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Axl Rose |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Rick Dees |
| David Spade | ... | Tom Petty |
| Robert P. Sullivan II | ... | musician |
| Christine Zander | ... | Annie Lennox |
| Sketch | Daddy's Girl |
| Chris Farley | ... | Doug |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Novack |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Jennifer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Randy |
| Sketch | Brace Steele, Greenpeace Photographer |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | Amory |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Bradbury |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Yoshi Akiro |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill |
| Show | All Star Celebrity Tribute |
| Sketch | Musicians For Free-Range Chickens |
| Laurie Shephard | ... | Chynna Phillips |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bob Dylan |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey Kasem |
| Chris Farley | ... | Carnie Wilson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Kenny Rogers |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Diana Ross |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cyndi Lauper |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Lenny Kravitz |
| Mike Myers | ... | Mick Jagger |
| Chris Rock | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Axl Rose |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Rick Dees |
| David Spade | ... | Tom Petty |
| Christine Zander | ... | Annie Lennox |
| Cold Opening | Pumping Up With Hans & Franz |
| Steven Seagal | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz Live |
| Sketch | Tenelli: One Man Army |
| Steven Seagal | ... | Nico Tenelli |
| Chris Farley | ... | police officer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | police chief |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | police officer |
| Show | All Star Celebrity Tribute |
| Joel Godard | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charlton Heston |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Barbara Mandrell |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Reginald Lee Addams |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tony Orlando |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tom Selleck |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Falheed Al-Sabah |
| Show | The Dark Side |
| Steven Seagal | ... | Andrew Dice Clay |
| Chris Farley | ... | Sandman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Rock | ... | Nat X |
| Sketch | Musicians For Free-Range Chickens |
| Michael Bolton | ||
| Laurie Shephard | ... | Chynna Phillips |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bob Dylan |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey Kasem |
| Tom Davis | ... | musician |
| Chris Farley | ... | Carnie Wilson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Kenny Rogers |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Diana Ross |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cyndi Lauper |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Lenny Kravitz |
| Mike Myers | ... | Mick Jagger |
| Chris Rock | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Axl Rose |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Rick Dees |
| David Spade | ... | Tom Petty |
| Robert P. Sullivan II | ... | musician |
| Christine Zander | ... | Annie Lennox |
| Sketch | Daddy's Girl |
| Steven Seagal | ... | Mr. Novack |
| Chris Farley | ... | Doug |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Novack |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Jennifer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Randy |
| Sketch | Brace Steele, Greenpeace Photographer |
| Steven Seagal | ... | Brace Steele |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | Amory |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Bradbury |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Yoshi Akiro |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steven Seagal | 6 | 1 | |||
| Michael Bolton | 3 | ||||
| Laurie Shephard | 1 | 1 | |||
| Joel Godard | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1 | |
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Phil Hartman | 9 | 2 | 4 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 2 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 4 | 2 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Chris Rock | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| David Spade | 1 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 2 | 2 | |||
| Leon Pendarvis | 1 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Robert P. Sullivan II | 1 | ||||
| Christine Zander | 1 | 1 | |||
| 66 | 6 | 21 | 10 |