| Sketch | Musicians For Free-Range Chickens |
| Michael Bolton | ||
| Laurie Shephard | ... | Chynna Phillips#2 |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bob Dylan#2 |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey Kasem#7 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Kenny Rogers |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Diana Ross |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cyndi Lauper |
| Mike Myers | ... | Mick Jagger#2 |
| Chris Farley | ... | Carnie Wilson#2 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Lenny Kravitz |
| Chris Rock | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Axl Rose#1 |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Rick Dees |
| David Spade | ... | Tom Petty#2 |
| Tom Davis | ... | musician |
| Robert P. Sullivan II | ... | musician |
| Christine Zander | ... | Annie Lennox |