| Sketch | Ron's Wings 'N' Things |
| Game Show | Dysfunctional Family Feud |
| Sketch | Club Banana |
| Musical Performance | "Something To Talk About" |
| Sketch | The Curse Of The Wolf Man |
| Show | Young Actors Forum |
| Musical Performance | "I Can't Make You Love Me" |
| Sketch | Ron's Wings 'N' Things |
| Phil Hartman | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ron Julian |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | patron |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Kerry |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Steven |
| Game Show | Dysfunctional Family Feud |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ray Combs |
| Chris Farley | ... | Chip Thorton |
| Phil Hartman | ... | William Thorton |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Bethany Thorton |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bob Riley |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Rebecca Thorton |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Sarah Riley |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Gary Riley |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Greg Riley |
| David Spade | ... | Devon Riley |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Club Banana |
| Dana Carvey | ... | dancer |
| Chris Farley | ... | salesman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | paramedic |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy |
| Mike Myers | ... | deejay |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | bouncer |
| Chris Rock | ... | dancer |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | friend Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | paramedic |
| Adam Sandler | ... | dancer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | dancer |
| David Spade | ... | dancer |
| Al Franken | ... | dancer |
| Tom Davis | ... | dancer |
| Steve Koren | ... | dancer |
| Jim Pitt | ... | dancer |
| Robert P. Sullivan II | ... | bartender |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... |
Queen Shenequa
Commentary on the Clarence Thomas situation |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Adam Sandler |
| Sketch | The Curse Of The Wolf Man |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | police officer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | police officer |
| Show | Young Actors Forum |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | friend |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | friend |
| Mike Myers | ... | friend |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | friend |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | friend |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | friend |
| Weekend Update |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... |
Queen Shenequa
Commentary on the Clarence Thomas situation |
| Show | Young Actors Forum |
| Cold Opening |
| John McLaughlin | Live | |
| Joel Godard | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | John McLaughlin |
| Chris Farley | ... | Jack Germond |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Pat Buchanan |
| Mike Myers | ... | Fred Barnes |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Morton Kondracke |
| Sketch | Ron's Wings 'N' Things |
| Christian Slater | ... | Scott Hanson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ron Julian |
| Phil Hartman | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | patron |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Kerry |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Steven |
| Game Show | Dysfunctional Family Feud |
| Christian Slater | ... | Steven Thorton |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ray Combs |
| Chris Farley | ... | Chip Thorton |
| Phil Hartman | ... | William Thorton |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Bethany Thorton |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bob Riley |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Rebecca Thorton |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Sarah Riley |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Gary Riley |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Greg Riley |
| David Spade | ... | Devon Riley |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Club Banana |
| Christian Slater | ... | dancer |
| Dana Carvey | ... | dancer |
| Chris Farley | ... | salesman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | paramedic |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy |
| Mike Myers | ... | deejay |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | bouncer |
| Chris Rock | ... | dancer |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | friend Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | paramedic |
| Adam Sandler | ... | dancer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | dancer |
| David Spade | ... | dancer |
| Al Franken | ... | dancer |
| Tom Davis | ... | dancer |
| Steve Koren | ... | dancer |
| Jim Pitt | ... | dancer |
| Robert P. Sullivan II | ... | bartender |
♬Cheryl Lynn - "Got to Be Real"
♬Deee-Lite - "Groove Is in the Heart"
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... |
Queen Shenequa
Commentary on the Clarence Thomas situation |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Adam Sandler |
⁕Adam Sandler's segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | The Curse Of The Wolf Man |
| Christian Slater | ... | teenager |
| Phil Hartman | ... | police officer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | police officer |
| Show | Young Actors Forum |
| Christian Slater | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Keanu Reeves |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Rob Lowe |
| Mike Myers | ... | Charlie Sheen |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Emilio Estevez |
| David Spade | ... | Matthew Broderick |
⁕A portion of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Show |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz |
| Alisa Reyes | ... | kid |
| Commercial |
| Christian Slater | ||
| Joel Godard | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | friend |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | friend |
| Mike Myers | ... | friend |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | friend |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | friend |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | friend |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Christian Slater | 7 | ||||
| Bonnie Raitt | 2 | ||||
| John McLaughlin | 2 | ||||
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | 1 | ||||
| Joel Godard | 2 | 2 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 5 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Chris Farley | 3 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 5 | 1 | |||
| Mike Myers | 4 | 2 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Rock | 2 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 3 | 1 | |||
| Siobhan Fallon | 2 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 3 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 4 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 3 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | |||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Steve Koren | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Pitt | 1 | ||||
| Robert P. Sullivan II | 1 | ||||
| Alisa Reyes | 1 | ||||
| 75 | 3 | 12 | 7 |