| Sketch | Remembrances of Love |
| Hammer | ... | Wilt Chamberlain |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | visitor |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Cheryl |
⁕In reruns, the first scene and the shot of Hammer crying are replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
♬Charles Gerhardt - "Virginia City: Stagecoach; Love Scene"
♬Charles Gerhardt - "Key Largo"