| Cold Opening | White House |
| Sketch | Elevator |
| Award Show | The First Annual Gutenberg Awards |
| Musical Performance | "Glamorous Glue" |
| Sketch | First Day |
| Sketch | First Date |
| Sketch | Looking After Grandma |
| Musical Performance | "Suedehead" |
| Show | Outweek |
| Cold Opening | White House |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mary Beth |
| Sketch | Elevator |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Claymore |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Janeane |
| Tim Meadows | ... | passenger |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Vadami |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Frank |
| David Spade | ... | passenger |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Berman |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | passenger |
| Award Show | The First Annual Gutenberg Awards |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Alice Walker |
| Chris Farley | ... | Norman Schwarzkopf |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Gabriel García Márquez |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Kitty Kelley |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Robert Fulghum |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Billy Crystal |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Susan Sontag |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | Norman Ng |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | Gail Skolnick |
| Terry Turner | ... | Ian MacDonald |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Robert Smigel | ... |
Hank Fielding
The Moron's PerspectiveElection campaigns |
| Sketch | First Day |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Helen |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Moore |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Doug Reynolds |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Jeff Donnelly |
| Sketch | First Date |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alan |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Kenny |
| Rob Schneider | ... | waiter |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Suzanne |
| Sketch | Looking After Grandma |
| Chris Farley | ... | Bobby |
| Adam Sandler | ... | grandma |
| Rob Schneider | ... | salesman |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Donna |
| Weekend Update |
| Robert Smigel | ... |
Hank Fielding
The Moron's PerspectiveElection campaigns |
| Cold Opening | White House |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Award Show | The First Annual Gutenberg Awards |
| Cold Opening | White House |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mary Beth |
| Sketch | Elevator |
| Michael Keaton | ... | Eddie |
| Tim Miller | ... | passenger |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Claymore |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Janeane |
| Tim Meadows | ... | passenger |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Vadami |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Frank |
| David Spade | ... | passenger |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Berman |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | passenger |
| Award Show | The First Annual Gutenberg Awards |
| Michael Keaton | ... | David Green |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Alice Walker |
| Chris Farley | ... | Norman Schwarzkopf |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Gabriel García Márquez |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Kitty Kelley |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Robert Fulghum |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Billy Crystal |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Susan Sontag |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | Norman Ng |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | Gail Skolnick |
| Terry Turner | ... | Ian MacDonald |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Robert Smigel | ... |
Hank Fielding
The Moron's PerspectiveElection campaigns |
| Sketch | First Day |
| Michael Keaton | ... | Larry Stansfield |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Helen |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Moore |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Doug Reynolds |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Jeff Donnelly |
| Sketch | First Date |
| Michael Keaton | ... | Robert |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alan |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Kenny |
| Rob Schneider | ... | waiter |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Suzanne |
| Sketch | Looking After Grandma |
| Michael Keaton | ... | Joey |
| Chris Farley | ... | Bobby |
| Adam Sandler | ... | grandma |
| Rob Schneider | ... | salesman |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Donna |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Michael Keaton | 7 | ||||
| Morrissey | 2 | ||||
| Tim Miller | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 2 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 3 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | ||||
| Mike Myers | |||||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Rock | |||||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 2 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 5 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ryan Shiraki | 1 | ||||
| Bonnie Turner | 2 | ||||
| Terry Turner | 1 | ||||
| 52 | 4 | 9 | 1 |