| Sketch | Waiters Without A Pad |
| Rosie O'Donnell | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Rick |
| Rob Schneider | ... | host |
| Andy Murphy | ... | bartender |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 04.10.1993 dress rehearsal, in which Jason Alexander and Julia Sweeney played the patrons.