| Cold Opening | The Packwood Diaries |
| Sketch | Duets |
| Miscellaneous | Mexican Stereotype |
| Miscellaneous | Phil Hartman's Real Views |
| Musical Performance | "Memphis", "Slap Leather" |
| Sketch | Waiters Without A Pad |
| Sketch | The Tomboy & The Sissy |
| Musical Performance | "Secret of Life" |
| Sketch | Malibu Fires |
| Film | Will Work For Food |
| Sketch | Homegirls |
| Monologue |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | audience member |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | audience member |
| Dave Attell | ... | audience member |
| Tom Davis | ... | audience member |
| Fred Wolf | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Duets |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Anita Baker |
| Chris Farley | ... | Meat Loaf |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frank Sinatra |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Wynonna Judd |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Luther Vandross |
| Mike Myers | ... | Barbra Streisand |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Steve |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Bono |
| Rob Schneider | ... | K.D. Lang |
| David Spade | ... | Tom Petty |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Nancy Sinatra |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Kenny G |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Natalie Merchant |
| Dave Attell | ... | Frank Sinatra Jr. |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| John Zonars | ... | cellist |
| Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | John Wayne Bobbitt |
| Al Franken | ... | Stuart Smalley |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Mike Myers | ... |
Jean Chretien
Commentary on NAFTA |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Opera Man |
| Sketch | The Tomboy & The Sissy |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | student |
| Chris Farley | ... | Tubby |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Stephanie |
| Tim Meadows | ... | student |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Mark |
| Rob Schneider | ... | student |
| David Spade | ... | Spencer |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | student |
| Sketch | Malibu Fires |
| Sketch | Homegirls |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | girl |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | girl |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Molly |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Brooke |
| Sketch | Duets |
| Sketch | Malibu Fires |
| Monologue |
| Rosie O'Donnell | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ... | audience member |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | audience member |
| Dave Attell | ... | audience member |
| Tom Davis | ... | audience member |
| Fred Wolf | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Duets |
| Rosie O'Donnell | ... | Liza Minnelli |
| James Taylor | ||
| Casey Kasem | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Anita Baker |
| Chris Farley | ... | Meat Loaf |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frank Sinatra |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Wynonna Judd |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Luther Vandross |
| Mike Myers | ... | Barbra Streisand |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Steve |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Bono |
| Rob Schneider | ... | K.D. Lang |
| David Spade | ... | Tom Petty |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Nancy Sinatra |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Kenny G |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Natalie Merchant |
| Dave Attell | ... | Frank Sinatra Jr. |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| John Zonars | ... | cellist |
| Show |
| Rosie O'Donnell | ... | Lorena Bobbitt |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | John Wayne Bobbitt |
| Al Franken | ... | Stuart Smalley |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Mike Myers | ... |
Jean Chretien
Commentary on NAFTA |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Opera Man |
⁕Opera Man is removed in reruns.
| Sketch | Waiters Without A Pad |
| Rosie O'Donnell | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Rick |
| Rob Schneider | ... | host |
| Andy Murphy | ... | bartender |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 04.10.1993 dress rehearsal, in which Jason Alexander and Julia Sweeney played the patrons.
| Sketch | The Tomboy & The Sissy |
| Rosie O'Donnell | ... | Theresa |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | student |
| Chris Farley | ... | Tubby |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Stephanie |
| Tim Meadows | ... | student |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Mark |
| Rob Schneider | ... | student |
| David Spade | ... | Spencer |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | student |
| Sketch | Malibu Fires |
| Sketch | Homegirls |
| Rosie O'Donnell | ... | Lisa |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | girl |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | girl |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Molly |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Brooke |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rosie O'Donnell | 7 | 3 | |||
| James Taylor | 3 | ||||
| Casey Kasem | 1 | ||||
| Don Grolnick | 2 | ||||
| Bernie Friedman | 1 | ||||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 4 | 2 | |||
| Chris Farley | 2 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | 1 | |||
| Mike Myers | 3 | 3 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rob Schneider | 4 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Julia Sweeney | 2 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Norm MacDonald | 2 | ||||
| Jay Mohr | 2 | 2 | |||
| Sarah Silverman | 4 | 1 | |||
| Dave Attell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Fred Wolf | 1 | ||||
| John Zonars | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 68 | 3 | 22 | 3 |