| Sketch | Bench Warmer |
| Martin Lawrence | ... | Ray Morris |
| Henry Simmons | ... | Johnny |
| Phil Hartman | ... | coach |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Will George |
| Jay Mohr | ... | player |
| Dave Attell | ... | spectator |
| Steve Koren | ... | spectator |
| Steve Lookner | ... | spectator |
| Lew Morton | ... | spectator |
| Fred Wolf | ... | player |
| Jeffrey Reeves | ... | referee |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.