March 12, 1994#1
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Tina |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Mike |
| Mike Myers | ... | George Stephanopoulos |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Diedre |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |