| Cold Opening | El Orator De Motivacion |
| Musical Performance | "What Would You Say" |
| Sketch | Ride Home |
| Sketch | Hiring Manson |
| Sketch | Company Mixer |
| Show | Replacement Baseball |
| Sketch | His Muse Friday |
| Musical Performance | "Ants Marching" |
| Sketch | Mr. Cool |
| Cold Opening | El Orator De Motivacion |
| Morwenna Banks | ... | teenager |
| Chris Farley | ... | Matt Foley Live |
| Michael McKean | ... | father |
| Jay Mohr | ... | teenager |
| Show |
| Chris Farley | ... | hot dog salesman |
| Michael McKean | ... | Anthony |
| Jay Mohr | ... | James Barone |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Angelo |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Molly Fahey |
| Game Show | Gapardy |
| Chris Farley | ... | Cindy Crawford |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Lucy Brawn |
| David Spade | ... | Christy Henderson |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Ride Home |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Tom Henderson |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Melanie |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mrs. Henderson |
| Sketch | Hiring Manson |
| Michael McKean | ... | executive |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Charles Manson |
| David Spade | ... | assistant |
| Sketch | Company Mixer |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Susan Watson |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Mark Watson |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jack Miller |
| Show | Replacement Baseball |
| Morwenna Banks | ... | Vivien Ryan |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Wilma Jobads |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Lew Morton |
| Chris Farley | ... | Ed Bambino Still |
| Michael McKean | ... | narrator Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Jordan Kaminer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Vernon Williams |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Glenson |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Anthony Carlone Still |
| Steve Koren | ... | replacement Padre Still |
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | ... | replacement Padre Still |
| Sketch | Mr. Cool |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | coworker |
| Michael McKean | ... | Mr. Halstead |
| David Spade | ... | Kirk McKeown |
| Game Show | Gapardy |
| Cold Opening | El Orator De Motivacion |
| Morwenna Banks | ... | teenager |
| Chris Farley | ... | Matt Foley Live |
| Michael McKean | ... | father |
| Jay Mohr | ... | teenager |
| Show |
| Courteney Cox | ... | Angela Tucci |
| Chris Farley | ... | hot dog salesman |
| Michael McKean | ... | Anthony |
| Jay Mohr | ... | James Barone |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Angelo |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Molly Fahey |
| Game Show | Gapardy |
| Courteney Cox | ... | Debbie Luciano |
| Chris Farley | ... | Cindy Crawford |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Lucy Brawn |
| David Spade | ... | Christy Henderson |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Ride Home |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Tom Henderson |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Melanie |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mrs. Henderson |
| Sketch | Hiring Manson |
| Courteney Cox | ... | assistant |
| Michael McKean | ... | executive |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Charles Manson |
| David Spade | ... | assistant |
| Sketch | Company Mixer |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Susan Watson |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Mark Watson |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jack Miller |
| Show | Replacement Baseball |
| Morwenna Banks | ... | Vivien Ryan |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Wilma Jobads |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Lew Morton |
| Chris Farley | ... | Ed Bambino Still |
| Michael McKean | ... | narrator Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Jordan Kaminer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Vernon Williams |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Glenson |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Anthony Carlone Still |
| Steve Koren | ... | replacement Padre Still |
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | ... | replacement Padre Still |
| Sketch | His Muse Friday |
| Courteney Cox | ... | Edie Sitwell |
| Michael McKean | ... | Bill Blake |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Charles |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Wendy |
| Sketch | Mr. Cool |
| Courteney Cox | ... | Rene |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | coworker |
| Michael McKean | ... | Mr. Halstead |
| David Spade | ... | Kirk McKeown |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Courteney Cox | 6 | ||||
| Dave Matthews Band | 2 | ||||
| Bela Fleck | 1 | ||||
| Morwenna Banks | 2 | ||||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 2 | ||||
| Chris Elliott | 2 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Laura Kightlinger | 1 | ||||
| Norm MacDonald | 1 | ||||
| Michael McKean | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Mark McKinney | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | ||||
| Jay Mohr | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 2 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | |
| Molly Shannon | 4 | ||||
| David Spade | 3 | 1 | |||
| Steve Koren | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 51 | 8 | 2 | 2 | 4 |