| Cold Opening | A Message From Tony Vallencourt |
| Sketch | Track Team |
| Show | America's Funniest Hate Videos |
| Musical Performance | "Creep" |
| Musical Sketch | Boyz II Men |
| Game Show | Where In The World Is San Diego California? |
| Musical Performance | "Red Light Special" |
| Sketch | Pacemaker |
| Cold Opening | A Message From Tony Vallencourt |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Tony Vallencourt Live |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Track Team |
| Chris Farley | ... | runner |
| Michael McKean | ... | runner |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Fred |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Brian |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Warren |
| David Spade | ... | Steve |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Lou |
| Show | America's Funniest Hate Videos |
| Chris Farley | ... | Spike Lange |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Michael McKean | ... | Lester Letgee |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Carl Hopper |
| David Spade | ... | Fritz Baker |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Eric Hopper |
| Commercial |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Polly |
| Chris Farley | ... | Danté |
| Michael McKean | ... | Roderick |
| Adam Sandler | ... | FedEx delivery man |
| David Spade | ... | Lucien |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Morwenna Banks | ... |
The Little Girl Commentary on the TV news in America |
| Ellen Cleghorne |
Commentary on the cancellation of "Full House" |
| Sketch |
| Chris Elliott | ... | customer |
| Michael McKean | ... | Mr. Cathridy on answering machine Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| David Spade | ... | Karl |
| Musical Sketch | Boyz II Men |
| Morwenna Banks | ... | girlfriend |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | girlfriend |
| Tim Meadows | ... | singer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | singer |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | girlfriend |
| Jay Mohr | ... | singer |
| Molly Shannon | ... | girlfriend |
| Game Show | Where In The World Is San Diego California? |
| Morwenna Banks | ... | Jennifer |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Sergeant Shelley |
| Chris Elliott | ... | director |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Michael McKean | ... | singer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | singer |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | singer |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Matt |
| Molly Shannon | ... | contestant |
| Sketch | Pacemaker |
| Michael McKean | ... | executive |
| Mark McKinney | ... | St. Peter |
| Adam Sandler | ... | employee |
| David Spade | ... | Stan |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Martha |
| Cold Opening | A Message From Tony Vallencourt |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Tony Vallencourt Live |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Track Team |
| Bob Saget | ... | Coach Lohman |
| Chris Farley | ... | runner |
| Michael McKean | ... | runner |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Fred |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Brian |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Warren |
| David Spade | ... | Steve |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Lou |
| Show | America's Funniest Hate Videos |
| Bob Saget | ||
| Chris Farley | ... | Spike Lange |
| Michael McKean | ... | Lester Letgee |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Carl Hopper |
| David Spade | ... | Fritz Baker |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Eric Hopper |
| Jeffrey Reeves | ... | FBI agent |
| Commercial |
| Bob Saget | ... | Taylor Evans |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Polly |
| Chris Farley | ... | Danté |
| Michael McKean | ... | Roderick |
| Adam Sandler | ... | FedEx delivery man |
| David Spade | ... | Lucien |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 03.12.1994 dress rehearsal.
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Morwenna Banks | ... |
The Little Girl Commentary on the TV news in America |
| Ellen Cleghorne |
Commentary on the cancellation of "Full House" | |
| Bob Saget |
| Sketch |
| Bob Saget | ||
| Chris Elliott | ... | customer |
| Michael McKean | ... | Mr. Cathridy on answering machine Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| David Spade | ... | Karl |
| Musical Sketch | Boyz II Men |
| Bob Saget | ... | singer |
| Morwenna Banks | ... | girlfriend |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | girlfriend |
| Tim Meadows | ... | singer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | singer |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | girlfriend |
| Jay Mohr | ... | singer |
| Molly Shannon | ... | girlfriend |
| Game Show | Where In The World Is San Diego California? |
| Bob Saget | ... | Bill |
| Morwenna Banks | ... | Jennifer |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Sergeant Shelley |
| Chris Elliott | ... | director |
| Michael McKean | ... | singer |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | singer |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | singer |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Matt |
| Molly Shannon | ... | contestant |
| Sketch | Pacemaker |
| Michael McKean | ... | executive |
| Mark McKinney | ... | St. Peter |
| Adam Sandler | ... | employee |
| David Spade | ... | Stan |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Martha |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bob Saget | 8 | ||||
| TLC | 2 | ||||
| Chris Marquette | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Morwenna Banks | 3 | ||||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 4 | ||||
| Chris Elliott | 3 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 3 | ||||
| Norm MacDonald | 1 | ||||
| Michael McKean | 6 | 3 | |||
| Mark McKinney | 2 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 2 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 5 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 5 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Laura Kightlinger | 2 | ||||
| Jay Mohr | 4 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 3 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 3 | 3 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 5 | |||
| Jeffrey Reeves | 1 | ||||
| 69 | 3 | 13 |