| Show |
| Chris Rock | ... | Nat X |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Jackson |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Mike Tyson |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Tori Spelling |
| Hugh Fink | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Rick Springfield - "Jessie's Girl"
♬Daryl Hall & John Oates - "Rich Girl"