| Cold Opening | Trial Reenactment |
| Show | House of Congress |
| Sketch | Thanksgiving Song Auditions |
| Musical Performance | "Swallowed" |
| Musical Performance | "Insect Kin" |
| Sketch | Pacific Brigade |
| Cold Opening | Trial Reenactment |
| Will Ferrell | ... | anchor Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Hiroshi Fujisaki |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | attorney |
| Mark McKinney | ... | anchor |
| Tim Meadows | ... | O.J. Simpson |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Carl |
| Commercial |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | singer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Gary |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | singer |
| Molly Shannon | ... | singer |
| Sketch | Thanksgiving Song Auditions |
| Jim Breuer | ... | rock singer |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tommy |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Cinder Calhoun |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rusty Hutchins |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Steven |
| Mark McKinney | ... | judge |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Byron |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Bunny |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | judge |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Dolly Watkins |
| Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Joe Pesci |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Michael Jackson |
| Colin Quinn | ... | bodyguard |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Debbie Rowe |
| Rich Francese | ... | bodyguard |
| Show |
| Will Ferrell | ... | anchor |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Liz Smith |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | George Whipple III |
| Mark McKinney | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Michael Musto |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Julie Brown |
| Sketch |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Troy |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Brian |
| Mark McKinney | ... | John |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Kelly |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | student |
| Sketch | Pacific Brigade |
| Jim Breuer | ... | corporal |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Sullivan |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | sergeant |
| Chris Kattan | ... | corporal |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Miller |
| Mark McKinney | ... | corporal |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Bloomfield |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Thompson |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Conners |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | corporal |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | corporal |
| Scott Wainio | ... | Rogers |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | player |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | player |
| Chris Kattan | ... | player |
| Mark McKinney | ... | player |
| Tim Meadows | ... | player |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | player |
| Molly Shannon | ... | player |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bobby Coultsman |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Troy |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Brian |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Kelly |
| Cold Opening | Trial Reenactment |
| Cold Opening | Trial Reenactment |
| Will Ferrell | ... | anchor Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Hiroshi Fujisaki |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | attorney |
| Mark McKinney | ... | anchor |
| Tim Meadows | ... | O.J. Simpson |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Carl |
| Andy Murphy | ... | juror |
| Commercial |
| Cliff Robertson | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | crazy person |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | Dr. Zaius |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | Jesus |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | Abraham Lincoln |
| Show | House of Congress |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kincaid |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Helms |
| Commercial |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | singer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Gary |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | singer |
| Molly Shannon | ... | singer |
| Sketch | Thanksgiving Song Auditions |
| Phil Hartman | ... | judge |
| Jim Breuer | ... | rock singer |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tommy |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Cinder Calhoun |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rusty Hutchins |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Steven |
| Mark McKinney | ... | judge |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Byron |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Bunny |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | judge |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Dolly Watkins |
| Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frank Sinatra |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Joe Pesci |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Michael Jackson |
| Colin Quinn | ... | bodyguard |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Debbie Rowe |
| Rich Francese | ... | bodyguard |
| Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Rex Reed |
| Will Ferrell | ... | anchor |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Liz Smith |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | George Whipple III |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Michael Musto |
| Mark McKinney | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Julie Brown |
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bobby Coultsman |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Troy |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Brian |
| Mark McKinney | ... | John |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Kelly |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | student |
| Sketch | Pacific Brigade |
| Phil Hartman | ... | commander |
| Jim Breuer | ... | corporal |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Sullivan |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | sergeant |
| Chris Kattan | ... | corporal |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Miller |
| Mark McKinney | ... | corporal |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Bloomfield |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Thompson |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Conners |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | corporal |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | corporal |
| Scott Wainio | ... | Rogers |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | corporal |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | player |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | player |
| Chris Kattan | ... | player |
| Mark McKinney | ... | player |
| Tim Meadows | ... | player |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | player |
| Molly Shannon | ... | player |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Bush | 2 | ||||
| Rodney Dangerfield | 1 | ||||
| Cliff Robertson | 1 | ||||
| Jon Glaser | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dino Stamatopoulos | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jim Breuer | 3 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Norm MacDonald | 3 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 6 | 2 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | ||||
| Cheri Oteri | 4 | 1 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 3 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Stephen Colbert | 2 | ||||
| Rich Francese | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dennis McNicholas | 1 | ||||
| Matt Piedmont | 2 | ||||
| Scott Wainio | 1 | ||||
| Patrick Ferrell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 78 | 6 | 15 | 7 |