| Cold Opening | Trial Reenactment |
| Will Ferrell | ... | anchor Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Hiroshi Fujisaki |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | attorney |
| Mark McKinney | ... | anchor |
| Tim Meadows | ... | O.J. Simpson |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Carl |
| Andy Murphy | ... | juror |
| Cold Opening | Trial Reenactment |
| Will Ferrell | ... | anchor Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Hiroshi Fujisaki |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | attorney |
| Mark McKinney | ... | anchor |
| Tim Meadows | ... | O.J. Simpson |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Carl |
| Andy Murphy | ... | juror |