| Sketch |
| Martin Short | ... | Jaleel |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | nurse |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi |
| Mark McKinney | ... | doctor |
| Tim Meadows | ... | transvestite |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | bartender |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | waitress |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Tina |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | dancer |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | dancer |
| Andy Murphy | ... | relative |