| Sketch | St. Monica Christmas Choir |
| Rosie O'Donnell | ... | nun |
| Whitney Houston | ... | Jennifer |
| Penny Marshall | ... | Sister Maria |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Shawn Patrick Flanery |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher |
⁕Rosie O'Donnell and Whitney Houston break character, prompting Penny Marshall to ad-lib "Pull it together, girls!"