| Cold Opening | Clinton Helps Dole |
| Sketch | Hickory Farms |
| Sketch | St. Monica Christmas Choir |
| Cartoon | Don We Now... Or Never |
| Miscellaneous | A Christmas Greeting from Goat Boy |
| Musical Performance | "I Believe In You & Me" |
| Sketch | Nativity Scene |
| Musical Performance | "I Go To The Rock" |
| Cold Opening | Clinton Helps Dole |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Janet Reno |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Michael Jackson Live |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Debbie Rowe |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Hickory Farms |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Spartan |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Craig Buchanan |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Spartan |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Mr. Nichols |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Arianna |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Spartan |
| Sketch | St. Monica Christmas Choir |
| Sketch |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Margaret Jo McCullin |
| Mark McKinney | ... | caller Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | caller Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Terry Rialto |
| Miscellaneous | A Christmas Greeting from Goat Boy |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Goat Boy |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | scientist |
| Mark McKinney | ... | scientist |
| Sketch | Nativity Scene |
| Mark McKinney | ... | neighbor |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Rita DelVecchio |
| Molly Shannon | ... | neighbor |
| Commercial |
| Jim Breuer | ... | client |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Ted Turner |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Russell Johnson |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Tate Witherspoon |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | client |
| Molly Shannon | ... | client |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Mike Judge | ... |
Beavis & Butthead Voice Report on the meaning of Christmas |
| Sketch | St. Monica Christmas Choir |
| Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Joe Jr.#2 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Uncle Frank#2 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Janette Blow#2 |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Joe Blow#6 |
| Cold Opening | Clinton Helps Dole |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Janet Reno#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#12 |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole#23 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Michael Jackson#6 Live |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Debbie Rowe#2 |
| Cold Opening | Clinton Helps Dole |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Janet Reno#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#12 |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole#23 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Michael Jackson#6 Live |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Debbie Rowe#2 |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Hickory Farms |
| Rosie O'Donnell | ... | Eileen McClasky |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Spartan |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Craig Buchanan#9 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Spartan |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Mr. Nichols |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Arianna#9 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Spartan |
♬Rick James - "Super Freak"
| Sketch | St. Monica Christmas Choir |
| Rosie O'Donnell | ... | nun |
| Whitney Houston | ... | Jennifer |
| Penny Marshall | ... | Sister Maria |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Shawn Patrick Flanery#2 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher#8 |
⁕Rosie O'Donnell and Whitney Houston break character, prompting Penny Marshall to ad-lib "Pull it together, girls!"
| Sketch |
| Rosie O'Donnell | ... | Kay Winnam |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Margaret Jo McCullin#2 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | caller Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | caller Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Terry Rialto#2 |
| Cartoon | Don We Now... Or Never |
| Steve Carell | ... | Gary Voice |
| Bill Chott | ... | announcer Voice |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | Ace Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Santa Voice |
| Miscellaneous | A Christmas Greeting from Goat Boy |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Goat Boy#4 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | scientist |
| Mark McKinney | ... | scientist |
| Marisa Farha | ... | Mary |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Mike Judge | ... |
Beavis & Butthead Voice Report on the meaning of Christmas |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Norm MacDonald |
| Sketch | Nativity Scene |
| Rosie O'Donnell | ... | Bella |
| Penny Marshall | ... | Therese Decastiglione |
| Mark McKinney | ... | neighbor |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Rita DelVecchio#5 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | neighbor |
| Robert Iler | ... | caroler |
| Chris Marquette | ... | caroler |
| Commercial |
| Jim Breuer | ... | client |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Ted Turner |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Russell Johnson#2 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Tate Witherspoon#2 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | client |
| Molly Shannon | ... | client |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Rosie O'Donnell | ... | Carrie-Ann McAvoy |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Joe Jr.#2 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Uncle Frank#2 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Janette Blow#2 |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Joe Blow#6 |
♬Kathy Young & The Innocents - "A Thousand Stars"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rosie O'Donnell | 6 | ||||
| Whitney Houston | 4 | ||||
| Penny Marshall | 3 | ||||
| Georgia Mass Choir | 1 | ||||
| Steve Carell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bill Chott | 1 | 1 | |||
| Mike Judge | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Breuer | 5 | 2 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 2 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Chris Kattan | 1 | ||||
| Norm MacDonald | 2 | 1 | |||
| Mark McKinney | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cheri Oteri | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Molly Shannon | 7 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | 1 | |||
| Stephen Colbert | 2 | 2 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marisa Farha | 1 | ||||
| Robert Iler | 1 | ||||
| Chris Marquette | 1 | ||||
| 62 | 14 | 6 | 10 |