| Cold Opening | New Rating System |
| Sketch | Marijuana Doctor |
| Musical Performance | "Where It's At" |
| Sketch | Monkey Lab |
| Sketch | Dead Parrot |
| Musical Performance | "Devil's Haircut" |
| Sketch | Marijuana Doctor |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mr. Johnson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mr. Weinstein |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Jamal Wilkes Booth |
| Molly Shannon | ... | nurse |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | director Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Richard Dreyfuss |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | marker |
| Show |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Janet Reno |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Frank Sebastiano | ... | Bucky |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | director Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Barbra Streisand |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Burt Reynolds |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | marker |
| Cartoon |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | general Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | alien Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | general Voice |
| Cartoon |
| Steve Carell | ... | Commander Kim Voice |
| Bill Chott | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Gerald Ford Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Jimmy Carter Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Ronald Reagan Voice |
| Cartoon |
| Jim Morris | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Gerald Ford Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Jimmy Carter Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Ronald Reagan Voice |
| Sketch | Marijuana Doctor |
| Kevin Spacey | ... | Dr. Eckart |
| Beck | ||
| Michael Palin | ... | Mr. Jenkins |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mr. Johnson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mr. Weinstein |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Jamal Wilkes Booth |
| Molly Shannon | ... | nurse |
| Commercial |
| Kevin Spacey | ... | Christopher Walken |
| Kevin Spacey | ... | Walter Matthau |
| Will Ferrell | ... | director Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Richard Dreyfuss |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | marker |
| Show |
| Kevin Spacey | ... | Donna Shalala |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Janet Reno |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Frank Sebastiano | ... | Bucky |
♬The Knack - "My Sharona"
| Commercial |
| Kevin Spacey | ... | Jack Lemmon |
| Will Ferrell | ... | director Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Barbra Streisand |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Burt Reynolds |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | marker |
| Sketch | Monkey Lab |
| Kevin Spacey | ... | Dr. Dowden |
| Will Ferrell | ... | assistant |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mr. Peepers |
| Cartoon |
| Steve Carell | ... | Commander Kim Voice |
| Bill Chott | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Gerald Ford Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Jimmy Carter Voice |
| Jim Morris | ... | Ronald Reagan Voice |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | general Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | alien Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | general Voice |
| Sketch | Home Security |
| Kevin Spacey | ... | Jim |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Ginger Attebury |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Leslie Attebury |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kevin Spacey | 9 | 6 | |||
| Beck | 3 | ||||
| John Cleese | 2 | ||||
| Michael Palin | 3 | ||||
| Steve Carell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bill Chott | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Morris | 1 | 5 | 5 | ||
| Jim Breuer | 1 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 3 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Norm MacDonald | 3 | 2 | |||
| Mark McKinney | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | ||||
| Cheri Oteri | |||||
| Molly Shannon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Colin Quinn | |||||
| Stephen Colbert | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dennis McNicholas | 2 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Frank Sebastiano | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 2 | |||
| 49 | 3 | 22 | 13 |