| Sketch | New Car |
| Sketch | Accident |
| Sketch | Investigation |
| Cartoon | Casablanca Outtakes |
| Musical Performance | "Alright" |
| Sketch | The Computer Station |
| Sketch | Planet Hollywood |
| Show | Lou's Lovely Daughters |
| Cold Opening |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Marv Albert Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Mike Tyson |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Heather Faulkiner |
| Commercial |
| Jim Breuer | ... | employee |
| Will Ferrell | ... | spokesperson |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | employee |
| Tim Meadows | ... | employee |
| Colin Quinn | ... | employee |
| Sketch | New Car |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Rita DelVecchio |
| Colin Quinn | ... | car alarm voice Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Janelle |
| Sketch | Accident |
| Jim Breuer | ... | driver |
| Will Ferrell | ... | paramedic |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | passenger |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | driver |
| Sketch |
| Jim Breuer | ... | jogger |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | jogger |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mr. Arturo |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi |
| Sketch | Investigation |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Janet Reno |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Dennis |
| Molly Shannon | ... | secretary Voice |
| Show | Lou's Lovely Daughters |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Josephine |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Salvatore Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Maria |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Francesca |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | caller Voice |
| Show | Lou's Lovely Daughters |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Josephine |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Maria |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Francesca |
| Cold Opening |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Marv Albert Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Mike Tyson |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Heather Faulkiner |
| Cold Opening |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Marv Albert Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Mike Tyson |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Heather Faulkiner |
| Commercial |
| Jim Breuer | ... | employee |
| Will Ferrell | ... | spokesperson |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | employee |
| Tim Meadows | ... | employee |
| Colin Quinn | ... | employee |
| Sketch | New Car |
| Sylvester Stallone | ... | Vinnie DelVecchio |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Rita DelVecchio |
| Colin Quinn | ... | car alarm voice Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Janelle |
| Sketch | Accident |
| Sylvester Stallone | ||
| Jim Breuer | ... | driver |
| Will Ferrell | ... | paramedic |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | passenger |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | driver |
| Sketch |
| Sylvester Stallone | ... | Rocky |
| Jim Breuer | ... | jogger |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | jogger |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mr. Arturo |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | dancer |
| Sketch | Investigation |
| Richard Jewell | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | Janet Reno |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Dennis |
| Molly Shannon | ... | secretary Voice |
| Cartoon | Casablanca Outtakes |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | ... |
Cinder Calhoun
Song"Sausage of Pain" |
| Richard Jewell |
| Sketch | The Computer Station |
| Sylvester Stallone | ... | Leon |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Samuel K. Julius |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Wallace |
| Sketch | Planet Hollywood |
| Sylvester Stallone | ||
| Jim Breuer | ... | patron |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | patron |
| Molly Shannon | ... | waitress |
| Show | Lou's Lovely Daughters |
| Sylvester Stallone | ... | Lou |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Josephine |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Salvatore Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Maria |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Francesca |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | caller Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sylvester Stallone | 8 | ||||
| Jamiroquai | 1 | ||||
| Richard Jewell | 2 | ||||
| Jim Breuer | 6 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Norm MacDonald | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | 2 | |||
| Cheri Oteri | 2 | 2 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 2 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Cindy Caponera | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Patrick Ferrell | 1 | ||||
| 57 | 7 | 9 | 7 |