February 14, 1998#1
| Cold Opening | ABC News Special Report |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Catharine MacKinnon |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Michael Beschloss |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Thedford McLendon |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |