| Cold Opening | ABC News Special Report |
| Sketch | Wedding Vows |
| Sketch | Catherine The Great |
| Show | Eye On The Olympics |
| Show | Riding My Donkey Political Talk Show |
| Miscellaneous | Phone Call |
| Musical Performance | "Sock It 2 Me", "Beep Me 911" |
| Sketch | Cousin Fran |
| Miscellaneous | Phone Call |
| Cartoon | Ah Lin the Skater Man |
| Sketch | Valentine's Day Dance |
| Miscellaneous | Phone Call |
| Cold Opening | ABC News Special Report |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Catharine MacKinnon |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Michael Beschloss |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Thedford McLendon |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Will Ferrell | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Della Reese |
| Molly Shannon | ||
| Hugh Fink | ... | cameraman |
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Paula Pell | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Catherine The Great |
| Jim Breuer | ... | reporter |
| Will Ferrell | ... | moderator |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Helen Thomas |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Nicolai Orion |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Vladimir Elezovich |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Boris Ivanov |
| Show | Eye On The Olympics |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Ross Rebagliati |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jim Nantz |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Toots Cliff |
| Show | Riding My Donkey Political Talk Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | gold digger |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Carl Branif |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Mary Tillotson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Bernard Shaw |
| Miscellaneous | Phone Call |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Phone Call |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | operator Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky Voice |
| Show |
| Will Ferrell | ... | caller Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | caller Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Leon Phelps |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Montel |
| Molly Shannon | ... | caller Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Valentine's Day Dance |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Bobby |
| Will Ferrell | ... | guest |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Josephine |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Uncle Sal |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Jimmy |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Maria |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Francesca |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | guest |
| Miscellaneous | Phone Call |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky Voice |
| Sketch | Valentine's Day Dance |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Josephine |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Maria |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Francesca |
| Cold Opening | ABC News Special Report |
| Show | Eye On The Olympics |
| Show | Riding My Donkey Political Talk Show |
| Miscellaneous | Phone Call |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Phone Call |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Phone Call |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky Voice |
| Cold Opening | ABC News Special Report |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Catharine MacKinnon |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Michael Beschloss |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Thedford McLendon |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Roma Downey | ||
| Will Ferrell | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Della Reese |
| Molly Shannon | ||
| Hugh Fink | ... | cameraman |
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Paula Pell | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Wedding Vows |
| Roma Downey | ... | Dana Woodruff |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Marty Culp |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Bobbi Mohan-Culp |
| Sketch | Catherine The Great |
| Roma Downey | ... | Catherine the Great |
| Jim Breuer | ... | reporter |
| Will Ferrell | ... | moderator |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Helen Thomas |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Nicolai Orion |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Vladimir Elezovich |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Boris Ivanov |
| Kevin Scullin | ... | servant |
| Show | Eye On The Olympics |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Ross Rebagliati |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jim Nantz |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Toots Cliff |
| Show | Riding My Donkey Political Talk Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | gold digger |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Carl Branif |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Mary Tillotson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Bernard Shaw |
⁕The donkey that Tim Meadows is sitting on suddenly slouches, and Tim quickly jumps to his feet and walks off-camera. When he returns and gets back on the donkey, he ad-libs "I just wanted to get some water." Also, Darrell Hammond has trouble triggering his arrow mechanism, causing the sound effect to be heard before the arrow "hits" him.
| Miscellaneous | Phone Call |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky Voice |
| Sketch | Cousin Fran |
| Roma Downey | ... | Karen |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Tara |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Fran |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Melissa |
| Miscellaneous | Phone Call |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | operator Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky Voice |
| Show |
| Will Ferrell | ... | caller Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | caller Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Leon Phelps |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Montel |
| Molly Shannon | ... | caller Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cartoon | Ah Lin the Skater Man |
| Sketch | Valentine's Day Dance |
| Roma Downey | ... | Tina Caminetti |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Bobby |
| Will Ferrell | ... | guest |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Josephine |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Uncle Sal |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Jimmy |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Maria |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Francesca |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | guest |
| Miscellaneous | Phone Call |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Roma Downey | 5 | 1 | |||
| Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott | 1 | ||||
| Magoo | 1 | ||||
| Timbaland | 1 | ||||
| Jim Breuer | 4 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 8 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Ana Gasteyer | 8 | 2 | 4 | 1 | |
| Darrell Hammond | 9 | 5 | 4 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Norm MacDonald | 1 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Cheri Oteri | 2 | 1 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 9 | 1 | 4 | 4 | |
| Cindy Caponera | 1 | ||||
| Hugh Fink | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Paula Pell | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Scullin | 1 | ||||
| 69 | 7 | 19 | 14 |