| Sketch | Catherine The Great |
| Roma Downey | ... | Catherine the Great |
| Jim Breuer | ... | reporter |
| Will Ferrell | ... | moderator |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Helen Thomas |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Nicolai Orion |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Vladimir Elezovich |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Boris Ivanov |
| Kevin Scullin | ... | servant |