| Sketch |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Celeste |
| The Smashing Pumpkins | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Yortuk Festrunk |
| Steve Martin | ... | Georg Festrunk |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | bartender |
♬The Velvet Underground & Nico - "Venus In Furs"
♬Haddaway - "What Is Love"