September 26, 1998S24E1 #447
| Host: | Cameron Diaz |
| Musical Guest: | The Smashing Pumpkins |
| Cameos: | Dan Aykroyd, John Goodman, Tommy Larkins, Steve Martin, Jonathan Richman |
| Cold Opening | Oprah 2002 |
| Game Show | The New Hollywood Squares |
| Cartoon | Fun With Real Audio Presidential Address Outtakes |
| Musical Performance | "Perfect" |
| Sketch | The Roxbury Guys |
| Sketch | Witches Brew |
| Show | Jingleheimer Junction |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from the Spice Girls |
| Cold Opening | Oprah 2002 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey Live |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Thelma Weston |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Kenneth Starr |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky |
| Show | The View |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mark McGwire |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joy Behar |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Matt McGwire Still |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Meredith Vieira |
| Commercial | Oops! I Crapped My Pants |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | daughter |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | son |
| Commercial | The Best of The First 20 Minutes of Saturday Night Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Game Show | The New Hollywood Squares |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Gilbert Gottfried |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tom Bergeron |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kathy Griffin |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rodney Dangerfield |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Johnny, announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Andy Dick |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Walt Dupree |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Fran Drescher |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred Savage |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Louie Anderson |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Marie Osmond |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Dominican Lou |
| Sketch | The Roxbury Guys |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | bartender |
| Sketch | Witches Brew |
| Will Ferrell | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | witch |
| Chris Kattan | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Lorne Michaels | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | witch |
| Chris Parnell | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | witch |
| Show | Jingleheimer Junction |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Fred Friendship |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Carla Caring |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Jingleheimer Joe |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Umberto Unity |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from the Spice Girls |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Melanie Brown |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melanie Chisholm |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emma Bunton |
| Sketch | The Roxbury Guys |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Yortuk Festrunk |
| Steve Martin | ... | Georg Festrunk |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi |
| Cold Opening | Oprah 2002 |
| John Goodman | ... | Linda Tripp |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Kenneth Starr |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky |
| Show | The View |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Debbie Matenopoulos |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mark McGwire |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joy Behar |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Matt McGwire Still |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Meredith Vieira |
| Game Show | The New Hollywood Squares |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from the Spice Girls |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Victoria Beckham |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Melanie Brown |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melanie Chisholm |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emma Bunton |
| Cold Opening | Oprah 2002 |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Tina Baxter |
| John Goodman | ... | Linda Tripp |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey Live |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Thelma Weston |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Kenneth Starr |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky |
| Show | The View |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Debbie Matenopoulos |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mark McGwire |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joy Behar |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Matt McGwire Still |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Meredith Vieira |
| Commercial | Oops! I Crapped My Pants |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | daughter |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | son |
| Show | The Ladies' Man |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Julie |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Leon Phelps |
| Commercial | The Best of The First 20 Minutes of Saturday Night Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Game Show | The New Hollywood Squares |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Danika Sharpe |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Gilbert Gottfried |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tom Bergeron |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kathy Griffin |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rodney Dangerfield |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Johnny, announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Andy Dick |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Walt Dupree |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Fran Drescher |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred Savage |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Louie Anderson |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Marie Osmond |
| Cartoon | Fun With Real Audio Presidential Address Outtakes |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Dominican Lou |
| Sketch | The Roxbury Guys |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Celeste |
| The Smashing Pumpkins | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Yortuk Festrunk |
| Steve Martin | ... | Georg Festrunk |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | bartender |
| Sketch | Witches Brew |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | witch |
| Jonathan Richman | ||
| Tommy Larkins | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | witch |
| Chris Kattan | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Lorne Michaels | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | witch |
| Chris Parnell | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | witch |
| Show | Jingleheimer Junction |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Katie Kindness |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Fred Friendship |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Carla Caring |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Jingleheimer Joe |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Umberto Unity |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from the Spice Girls |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Victoria Beckham |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Melanie Brown |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melanie Chisholm |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emma Bunton |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cameron Diaz | 9 | 2 | |||
| The Smashing Pumpkins | 2 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Goodman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jonathan Richman | 1 | ||||
| Steve Martin | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tommy Larkins | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Ana Gasteyer | 7 | 4 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 7 | 4 | 4 | 1 | |
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Tim Meadows | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Cheri Oteri | 4 | 3 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 5 | 4 | |||
| Hugh Fink | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | 1 | |||
| 72 | 6 | 30 | 12 | 1 |