| Cold Opening | Oprah 2002 |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Tina Baxter |
| John Goodman | ... | Linda Tripp |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey Live |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Thelma Weston |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Kenneth Starr |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky |