| Sketch | Wet 'em Down! |
| Kelsey Grammer | ... | director |
| Christine Baranski | ||
| Hal Linden | ||
| Patti LuPone | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | actress |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | marker |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | hose operator |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Theresa |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | hose operator |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Kathy |