| Cold Opening | Mac's Bar “What The Hell Happened?” |
| Sketch | O'Hare |
| Sketch | Titanic “Alternate Ending” |
| Show | Fat Albert |
| Musical Performance | "Nobody's Fault But My Own" |
| Show | NewsForce |
| Sketch | Which Overnight Delivery Service? |
| Show | Fantastic Voyage |
| Musical Performance | "Tropicalia" |
| Show | Extreme Hunting |
| Cold Opening | Mac's Bar “What The Hell Happened?” |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bob Livingston |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Hank |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Newt Gingrich Live |
| Sketch | O'Hare |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Marty Culp |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Bobbi Mohan-Culp |
| Molly Shannon | ... | traveler |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | traveler |
| Sketch | Titanic “Alternate Ending” |
| Darrell Hammond | ||
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Gloria Stuart /Rose |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Lizzy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Lewis |
| Show | Fat Albert |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Dumb Donald |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Mush Mouth |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Albert Thomas Wentworth |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... |
Elizabeth Dole
Commentary on partying after resigning from the Red Cross |
| Show | NewsForce |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Wayne Hollister |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Carl Marshall |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Consuela O'Shay |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Greg /caller Voice |
| Commercial |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | old man |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | skateboarder |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | old woman |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | spokesperson |
| Chris Parnell | ... | nerd |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | skateboarder |
| Sketch | Which Overnight Delivery Service? |
| Will Ferrell | ... | emcee |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Laura Rose |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Mr. UPS |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. United States Postal Service |
| Show | Fantastic Voyage |
| Will Ferrell | ... | doctor |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | doctor |
| Tim Meadows | ... | doctor |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Extreme Hunting |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Skeeter |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Prince |
| Colin Quinn | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Mac's Bar “What The Hell Happened?” |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bob Livingston#2 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#43 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Newt Gingrich#2 Live |
| Show |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joy Behar#2 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones#5 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#18 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Meredith Vieira#5 |
| Weekend Update |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... |
Elizabeth Dole#6 Commentary on partying after resigning from the Red Cross |
| Cold Opening | Mac's Bar “What The Hell Happened?” |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bob Livingston#2 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#43 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Hank |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Newt Gingrich#2 Live |
| Monologue |
♬Pino Donaggio - "The Coronation / The Blood"
| Show |
| Debbie Matenopoulos | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joy Behar#2 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones#5 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#18 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Meredith Vieira#5 |
| Sketch | O'Hare |
| Bill Paxton | ... | teller |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Marty Culp#9 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Bobbi Mohan-Culp#9 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | traveler |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | traveler |
| Sketch | Titanic “Alternate Ending” |
| Bill Paxton | ... | Brock |
| James Cameron | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ||
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Gloria Stuart#2 /Rose |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Lizzy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Lewis |
| Show | Fat Albert |
| Bill Paxton | ... | Paul Oliver /manager |
| Beck | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Dumb Donald |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Mush Mouth |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Albert Thomas Wentworth |
⁕In reruns, one of the Fat Albert interview scenes is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
♬Sheldon Mirowitz - "The Last Voyage"
♬Herbie Hancock - "Chameleon"
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... |
Elizabeth Dole#6 Commentary on partying after resigning from the Red Cross |
⁕Elizabeth Dole's commentary is removed in reruns. To fill time, "The Jenson Mint" from 11.14.1998 and "Shirt In A Can" from 10.17.1998 are shown elsewhere in the episode.
| Show | NewsForce |
| Bill Paxton | ... | Kirk Blackwell |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Wayne Hollister |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Carl Marshall |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Consuela O'Shay |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Greg /caller Voice |
| Commercial |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | old man |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | skateboarder |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | old woman |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | spokesperson |
| Chris Parnell | ... | nerd |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | skateboarder |
| Sketch | Which Overnight Delivery Service? |
| Bill Paxton | ... | Mr. Federal Express |
| Will Ferrell | ... | emcee |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Laura Rose |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Mr. UPS |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. United States Postal Service |
| Show | Fantastic Voyage |
| Bill Paxton | ... | doctor |
| Will Ferrell | ... | doctor |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | doctor |
| Tim Meadows | ... | doctor |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Extreme Hunting |
| Bill Paxton | ... | Ted Nugent |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Skeeter#1 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Prince |
| Colin Quinn | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Ted Nugent - "Cat Scratch Fever"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bill Paxton | 8 | 1 | |||
| Beck | 3 | ||||
| Debbie Matenopoulos | 1 | ||||
| James Cameron | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 8 | 1 | 1 | 3 | |
| Chris Kattan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Cheri Oteri | 4 | 2 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 2 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | ||||
| Jerry Collins | 1 | ||||
| Steven Cragg | 1 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Lori Nasso | 1 | ||||
| Paula Pell | 1 | ||||
| Matt Piedmont | 1 | ||||
| T. Sean Shannon | 1 | ||||
| Scott Wainio | 1 | ||||
| 73 | 3 | 11 | 7 |