| Cold Opening | No Gloating |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Al Gore |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Vernon Jordan |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Betty Currie |
| Chris Parnell | ... | secretary |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky |