| Cold Opening | No Gloating |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Al Gore#3 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton#8 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#45 Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Vernon Jordan#3 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Betty Currie#1 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky#13 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | secretary |
♬Aretha Franklin - "Chain of Fools"