| Sketch | Press Conference |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Britney Spears |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jesse Camp |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Eminem#1 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell#1 |
♬TLC - "No Scrubs"
♬Britney Spears - "...Baby One More Time"
♬Eminem - "My Name Is"